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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
Which frankly I think is rather rough
This is the way
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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
Which frankly I think is rather rough
It's just that my energy is flagging
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
Which frankly I think is rather rough
I do my best but I feel myself flagging
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Tom Tom the pipers son tried to chat up a bargirl
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Tom Tom the pipers son tried to chat up a bargirl
Since he thought he would give her a whirl
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Tom Tom the pipers son tried to chat up a bargirl
Since he thought he would give her a whirl
But she didn’t want any of that
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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She'll always tell me off
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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She'll always tell me off
after pants I doff
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My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She'll always tell me off
after pants I doff
And that’s the truth - I’m not bragging
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I went on a day trip to France
This is the way
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I went on a day trip to France
To watch the folies begere dance
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I went on a day trip to France
To watch the folies bergere dance
They kicked quick and high
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I went on a day trip to France
To watch the folies bergere dance
They kicked quick and high
And showed lots of thigh
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I went on a day trip to France
To watch the folies bergere dance
They kicked quick and high
And showed lots of thigh
I thought I was in the with a chance
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