Caption Competition
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to wado-karate who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th dtaai-maai with "YAYYYYYY!! We're in another Caption Competition!!!!"
4th sateeb with "Yessss! Prince Andrew is today's headline. Let's paaaaarteeee."
3rd Dannie Boy with "We’ve finally cracked it, a celebration that does comply with the law!!"
2nd Dannie Boy with "We’ve just won the jackpot on the Euro Millions - now they can take whatever actions they like and we don’t give a f***"
1st place goes to Jimbob with "
"I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out""
Thank you very much to all who participated.
Jimbob you now have until 21:00 on 23 January 2022 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 January 2022.
Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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5th dtaai-maai with "YAYYYYYY!! We're in another Caption Competition!!!!"
4th sateeb with "Yessss! Prince Andrew is today's headline. Let's paaaaarteeee."
3rd Dannie Boy with "We’ve finally cracked it, a celebration that does comply with the law!!"
2nd Dannie Boy with "We’ve just won the jackpot on the Euro Millions - now they can take whatever actions they like and we don’t give a f***"
1st place goes to Jimbob with "
"I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out""
Thank you very much to all who participated.
Jimbob you now have until 21:00 on 23 January 2022 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 January 2022.
Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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BRACE!! BRACE!! BRACE!!
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What's commonly know as "Arse over Tit".....
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This was not going to end well......
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With the zamboni broken Dave felt Sharon's stubble on her face was best to smooth the ice.
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China modified the rules and the lowest placing team was penalized the same way they treated the Rohingas.
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Dave could see things clearly now......
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Darling, you really do need to do a thorough wax.
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The Australian ice skating couple perform their "Foreplay, brace yerself Sheila, I'm coming in!" routine
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Dave could just smell victory.... 
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Prince Andrew's attempt at a new career was disastrous.
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"When you said, "Do you wanna see Snatch?", I presumed you meant the movie.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.