Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

There was an accountant from Surrey
Who loved a good chicken curry

[migrant]

There was an accountant from Surrey
Who loved a good chicken curry
He counted the pieces

[dtaai-maai]

There was an accountant from Surrey
Who loved a good chicken curry
He counted the pieces
Then made some increases

[Dannie Boy]

There was an accountant from Surrey
Who loved a good chicken curry
He counted the pieces
Then made some increases
As he was always in a hurry

[migrant]

At 3 am when the towns asleep

[dtaai-maai]

At 3 am when the towns asleep
The ghosts and ghouls come out to creep

[MDMK]

At 3 am when the towns asleep
The ghosts and ghouls come out to creep
I lie awake, my head under the covers

[Dannie Boy]

At 3 am when the towns asleep
The ghosts and ghouls come out to creep
I lie awake, my head under the covers
Wishing I had at least two lovers

[MDMK]

At 3 am when the towns asleep
The ghosts and ghouls come out to creep
I lie awake, my head under the covers
Wishing I had at least two lovers
Instead I have a goldfish because it's cheap

[pharvey]

Enough of the bitching on the Forum

[lindosfan1]

Enough of the bitching on the Forum
Tell them where to go and stick up them

[dtaai-maai]

Enough of the bitching on the Forum
Tell them where to go and stick up them
Or just use 'Ignore'

[MDMK]

Enough of the bitching on the Forum
Tell them where to go and stick up them
Or just use 'Ignore'
No need to get all sore

[dtaai-maai]

Enough of the bitching on the Forum
Tell them where to go and stick up them
Or just use 'Ignore'
No need to get all sore
Just keep posting and bore 'em

[dtaai-maai]

While sitting here watching the telly