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R E S U L T :
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For the 2nd competition in succession, thank you to our guest judge, lindosfan1, who stood in again at the 11th hour, while the UK judging team have been enjoying themselves.

This week's top 5:

5th prcscct with "Tie a 2 x 4 to your ankles Dave before you disappear completely, we'll pull 'ya out!"

4th Jimbob with "Beryl decided to shield her boyfriend from the horrible sight of the indecently thin girl, behind her, about to take off her top."

3rd Dannie Boy with "Doreen, do you think it would be a good idea if we swapped positions only I'm finding it difficult to breathe."

2nd GLCQuantum with "Bertha had been having orgasms for what seemed ages. She thought the eyes rolled back in Bernie's head was from his delight. It wasn't! He'd died from suffocation a good half hour ago and the boner was rigor-mortis."

1st place goes to pharvey with "Dave had to admit.... being on top was probably the more sensible option." :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 4 September 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 9 September 16.

Next week's guest judge will be prcscct, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.
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Try this one for size.....
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Pharvey trying to save his girlfriend.
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as pharvey said in the caption, try this one for size.
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Come here darling it won't hurt.
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Sam's new business, advertised as "all natural, environmentally safe, chimney cleaning" didn't work out when the "brush" refused to cooperate
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You've got wellies on and my mum told me, never to trust anybody wearing wellies!!
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When the call came in to save a potential Jumper Dave was not expecting a wooly jumper
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Another night on the tiles for pharvey and his girlfriend!
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Dai did not take the English winning the Six Nations very well
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Davydd took his Mutton Vindaloo seriously......
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Wool Ewe Baa me a pint first?
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It was fairly obvious Trevor had had an "interesting" night out once again.........
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