Thank you to our guest judge, prcscct. This week's top 5:
5th Pharvey with "Times had changed on Cleethorpes Beach - the donkey rides just weren't the same!"
4th Bluesky with ""Darling, your voice is not sounding good!" " Don't worry honey, I'm just a little hoarse.""
3rd Arcadian with "Look at him, he`s wearing shorts with SOCKS"
2nd Dannie Boy with "Donna forget the all important word "hung" when she said " I want my next boyfriend to be like a donkey""
1st place goes to Siani with "Tracy and Kevin have lost loads of weight It's amazing the results they had when they followed the "Hay" diet. It has a few side effects though"





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Siani you now have until 23:59 on 7 August 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 12 August 16.
Next time will be the judges panel deciding your fate.