Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Thank you to our guest judge, pharvey. This week's top 5:

5th Dannie Boy with "Some people prefer a soft top, I prefer a hard top!"

4th arcadianagain with "You idiot, I said cover the tar, not cover the car"

3rd Jimbob with "Umm, looks the Mixer driver got caught short and took a quick dump.
Tricky, all them levers"

2nd migrant with "Sam relized he should not have gone with the $25.50 guaranteed paint protection"

1st place goes to prcscct with "I wish he would have waited to dump the rest until the missus came to the front to check the damage."

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

prcscct you now have until 23:59 on 19 June 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 24 June 16.

Next time will be the judges panel deciding your fate.

[PeteC]

A seasonal theme......

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[Jimbob]

'Illegal Immigrant Ferry Service here. Yes we have a modern fleet of high speed boats fully equipped for all contingencies. Visa runs our specialty!!'

[PeteC]

Chief Elf?....this is Santa, I have a big problem down here.

[dtaai-maai]

Hello, is that the plumber? I've got a little leak that needs fixing.

[dtaai-maai]

Hello, Cheesy Pizza? I'd like to take you up on your 1-hour delivery or 6 months free pizzas offer.

[dtaai-maai]

Is that the local council? I want to know if the hosepipe ban's been lifted yet.

[Jimbob]

Where am I? I am floating in a tin can, on a road less travelled, not a car in sight.

[dtaai-maai]

Hello? Do you sell oars? And can you deliver?

[dtaai-maai]

Liza? There's a hole in my bucket...

[Dannie Boy]

So continue down the road for 500 metres, at the first junction turn right and then at the T-road turn left and then you're located after 500 metres - sounds easy enough but I've got a funny feeling I might get lost.

[Jimbob]

Hello David, You've got 'Remain' vote if you can just get me out of this awful Boris Boat.

[Bristolian]

No I don't need Patpong! I said that wanted to hire two oars for the week.

[dtaai-maai]

No I don't need Patpong! I said that wanted to hire two oars for the week.

(wish I'd thought of that one... )

[Bristolian]

No I don't need Patpong! I said that wanted to hire two oars for the week.

(wish I'd thought of that one... )

The Two Ronnies and the hardware sketch should take the credit