Caption Competition
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Before Sibanda could un-sling his gun the special Italian salami Frisbee thrown by Crocodile Dundee had him gobsmacked
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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How do I say 'beam me up Scottie' with this in my gob?
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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This competition is now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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R E S U L T :
The team must be refreshed after last weekend's bank holiday as the results are in early this week. The top 5 are:
5th richard with "Before Sibanda could un-sling his gun the special Italian salami Frisbee thrown by Crocodile Dundee had him gobsmacked" (23 Points)
4th Dannie Boy with "What do you mean, it's rude to speak with your mouth full" (27 Points)
3rd prcscct with "Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well." (35 Points)
2nd barrys with "This is gonna be some selfie!!" (38 Points)
1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "These new satellite phones are great but I thought they might have put the dish somewhere less obtrusive." (43 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 1 June 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6 June 14.
Big Boy's favourite - "Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well."
The team must be refreshed after last weekend's bank holiday as the results are in early this week. The top 5 are:
5th richard with "Before Sibanda could un-sling his gun the special Italian salami Frisbee thrown by Crocodile Dundee had him gobsmacked" (23 Points)
4th Dannie Boy with "What do you mean, it's rude to speak with your mouth full" (27 Points)
3rd prcscct with "Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well." (35 Points)
2nd barrys with "This is gonna be some selfie!!" (38 Points)
1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "These new satellite phones are great but I thought they might have put the dish somewhere less obtrusive." (43 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 1 June 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6 June 14.
Big Boy's favourite - "Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well."
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


- Frank Hovis
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Better late than never
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Richard had a very impressive collection of bed time toys.
Kendo.
Kendo.

Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury.......Eric Morcombe.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
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Instructions
Unpack carefully do not use sharp scissors.
Store flat in a dark room.
Do not stack more than three high.
care
Wash inside and out thoroughly.
Do not use bleach.
Allow to dry naturally.
Do not expose to strong sunlight.
safety
Do not give hickey as risk injury from flying object.
Keep windows close.
Kendo.
Unpack carefully do not use sharp scissors.
Store flat in a dark room.
Do not stack more than three high.
care
Wash inside and out thoroughly.
Do not use bleach.
Allow to dry naturally.
Do not expose to strong sunlight.
safety
Do not give hickey as risk injury from flying object.
Keep windows close.
Kendo.

Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury.......Eric Morcombe.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
- dtaai-maai
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Japan's largest multiple-birth family - 20 years on, the bedroom is a little cramped, but at least they have aircon.
This is the way
- Dannie Boy
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Now Mr Harris, the evidence seems overwhelming, but yet you still deny the charge.
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OK Rinderella which ones are Mary Hinge and Betty Swallocks
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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When Mahmood got to paradise the virgins were not what he was thinking they'd be
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Nice rack!
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OK, Own Up, Who Farted?
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Short time rooms have changes a lot since the increase in rent prices!