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Before Sibanda could un-sling his gun the special Italian salami Frisbee thrown by Crocodile Dundee had him gobsmacked
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How do I say 'beam me up Scottie' with this in my gob?
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This competition is now closed.
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R E S U L T :
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The team must be refreshed after last weekend's bank holiday as the results are in early this week. The top 5 are:

5th richard with "Before Sibanda could un-sling his gun the special Italian salami Frisbee thrown by Crocodile Dundee had him gobsmacked" (23 Points)

4th Dannie Boy with "What do you mean, it's rude to speak with your mouth full" (27 Points)

3rd prcscct with "Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well." (35 Points)

2nd barrys with "This is gonna be some selfie!!" (38 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "These new satellite phones are great but I thought they might have put the dish somewhere less obtrusive." (43 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 1 June 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6 June 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well."
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Better late than never
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Richard had a very impressive collection of bed time toys.

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Instructions
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Wash inside and out thoroughly.
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Japan's largest multiple-birth family - 20 years on, the bedroom is a little cramped, but at least they have aircon.
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Now Mr Harris, the evidence seems overwhelming, but yet you still deny the charge.
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OK Rinderella which ones are Mary Hinge and Betty Swallocks
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Nice rack!
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OK, Own Up, Who Farted?
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Short time rooms have changes a lot since the increase in rent prices!
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