Caption Competition

[Siani]

Hi Mum...yes, got the Pepperoni Pizza order, did you want any extra topping with that?

[Dannie Boy]

What do you mean, it's rude to speak with your mouth full

[Big Boy]

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[PeteC]

" Hello Mabuti, is that you? I kissed my new wife this morning and it killed her. I'm armed and heading into hiding."

[PeteC]

WHO has just identified the first case of spotted tongue fever in more than 100 years.

[Siani]

Hi Mum, it's Norman. I went to the new tattoo & body piercing studio on the high street. They asked me what theme I was after, I told them I wanted something tribal......the result is a bit different from what I expected!

[Dannie Boy]

AK47 - check
iPhone - check
Sea shells - check
Lip balm - oh sh1t, I knew I'd forgotten something!!

[Frank Hovis]

These new satellite phones are great but I thought they might have put the dish somewhere less obtrusive.

[Frank Hovis]

Yes, Yes, I've brought loads of spare shells for when the clip is empty this time, I'm not stupid you know.

[PeteC]

Makumbo wasn't sure about these new music devices, so he brought along his 45 rpm turntable as well.

[GLCQuantum]

These new satellite phones are great but I thought they might have put the dish somewhere less obtrusive.

[lindosfan1]

Is that confused.com? I need some help.

[dtaai-maai]

The problem with you westerners is that you're obsessed with accessories.

[dtaai-maai]

Hello, Yummy Pizza? As in "Get your lips round a Yummy Pizza"? Do I have to do the top lip too?

[PeteC]

No one ever notices my hair!