Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

Igor was a pheasant plucker's son who found it pleasant plucking pheasants.
You'd never believe what he did to chickens.

[arcadianagain]

The Spurs cockerel will take anything he can get this season.

[richard]

Holy Poke

[GLCQuantum]

Billy's parents knew he was a wrong 'un.

[richard]

Cocky Locky had always been unsure of his gender

[kendo]

Son that's not the glory hole.

Kendo.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has closed.

[Big Boy]

I've been having some technical difficulties with my laptop, and my e-mail will be dead for a few days. It will be next week at the earliest before I can get this week's competition judged. I hope the suspense/tension doesn't affect anybody's health

[GLCQuantum]

I've been having some technical difficulties with my laptop, and my e-mail will be dead for a few days. It will be next week at the earliest before I can get this week's competition judged. I hope the suspense/tension doesn't affect anybody's health

This just isn't on, Big Boy.

A letter of complaint will be thought about, I can promise you that.

[Big Boy]

Very sorry

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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After a few minor mishaps (not least crap e-mail), last week's results are at last in.

The top 5(6) are:

5th= dtaai-maai with "Vasily discovered there was no such thing as a Chicken Lickin'" (23 Points)

5th= arcadianagain with "The Spurs cockerel will take anything he can get this season." (23 Points)

4th dtaai-maai with "Vasily had a hen-pecked childhood." (24 Points)

2nd= pharvey with "Colonel Sanders' hatred of chickens stemmed from an early age....." (26 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Mama, why does it hurt every time I pee?" (26 Points)

1st place goes to lindosfan1 with "Peter pipers pecker got pecked" (29 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

lindosfan1 you now have until 23:59 on 18 May 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 May 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "The Spurs cockerel will take anything he can get this season."

[Big Boy]

lindosfan1 you now have until 23:59 on 18 May 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 May 14.

NB: Due to Bank Holiday in UK, the next competition will run for 2 weeks, with results being announced 30 May 14.

[lindosfan1]

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[lindosfan1]

If I looked like this I would shoot myself

[Frank Hovis]

Hurro, uoo aar hrough to ruh Irgin Kelecon helkline, clease holr on kill I kansfer uoo