Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

Rudolph was suddenly aware that he'd forgotten his jock strap...

[dtaai-maai]

My, what big eyes you have!
All the better to see you with.

My, what a big nose you have!
All the better to see you with.

My, what a big hard on you have.
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Yes... it acts like a counterbalance...

[dtaai-maai]

You're not supposed to pull the condom over your legs as well.

[Big Boy]

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[Vital Spark]

"...and up, and straight. Hold..."

[migrant]

Stacy couldn't jump as high as others so Gunther thought a step would help

[Dannie Boy]

I don't know about you Tracy, but all of this ballet practice is making me feel stiff.

[Siani]

No Fritz ...I said "Lets do the Veleta Waltz ....not the Viagra Waltz

[Siani]

"Rudi....now I know why they call you Rudi "

[dtaai-maai]

Her: Hell, I thought you were gay!
Him: Hell, I thought you were a boy!

[kendo]

Princess Fitz Niceandtights danced the night away with Prince Randy Pullmeoff.

Kendo.

[ridgeydidge.au]

"...but you told me it was this big!"

[Dannie Boy]

Mavis, it feels like you dried my tights on the washing line rather than using the tumble drier, as they feel quite hard and are making me feel the same.

[Spanner]

Boris Darling, is this really The Sleeping Beauty?
Not any more my dear Anna, Not any more!

[Randy Cornhole]

What are you talking about I am on point...!!!