Caption Competition

Post by **Billy Joe I** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:35 am

Angus the cook was pretty pleased with his dumplings at the new scottish crêpe house!

Post by **Big Boy** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:54 am

: Chimney.jpg (24 KiB) Viewed 564 times

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:57 am

INCOMING!!

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:58 am

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

Post by **Big Boy** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:12 pm

This week's competition has now closed.

Despite waiting patiently for a little tea money, or a little brown envelope, nothing has been forthcoming. Therefore dtaai-maai's entry on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:01 pm has been disqualified from this week's contest.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:25 pm

Big Boy wrote:...dtaai-maai's entry on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:01 pm has been disqualified from this week's contest.

WHAAAAAAAT!! Just you wait till my next turn as Quizmaster General...

Post by **Big Boy** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:30 pm

What you going to do? Surely you're not going to ask questions that we don't know the answer to

Post by **migrant** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:26 pm

Big Boy wrote:This week's competition has now closed.

Despite waiting patiently for a little tea money, or a little brown envelope, nothing has been forthcoming. Therefore dtaai-maai's entry on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:01 pm has been disqualified from this week's contest.

Mine's in the mail BB

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:35 pm

a little brown envelope

Mine will be delivered via your chimney this week.

Post by **Big Boy** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:59 pm

Judges marks were all over the place this week, resulting in very low scores. This week's top 5:

5th Bristolian with "Typical Christmas in the Highlands, roasting chestnuts over an open fire" (19 Points)

3rd= Frank Hovis with "When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shite,
You girls and boys won't get any toys,
If I don't squeeze this out.
My sphincters slack,
I've filled up my sack,
My stools are wobbly too.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He poo'ed, he poo'ed, he poo'ed." (20 Points)

3rd= arcadianagain with "Young Fred Dibna got caught short when attempting the demolition of an old chimney stack." (20 Points)

2nd Billy Joe I with "MacDougall regretted saying his fish and chip shop would batter anything the good scottish folk could think of!" (23 Points)

1st place goes to Spanner with "I'll be down shortly dear, just putting a log on the fire." (24 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Spanner you now have until 23:59 on 21 Jul 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 26 Jul 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "I'll be down shortly dear, just putting a log on the fire.'"

Post by **Spanner** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:16 am

Hope you enjoy..

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:32 am

And that was the last time I ever went to that pole dancing club.

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:32 am

I'm Jake the Peg, with an extra leg!!

Post by **migrant** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:13 am

Jake was having trouble "getting wood" so the family decided to help

Post by **PeteC** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:23 am

You're supposed to put the wooden stake into the vampires heart people, not into his crotch.

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