Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

Dyslexic politicians always want to know what Joe Pubic has to say on the matter.

[Frank Hovis]

Terry Waite finally released as the Lebanon run out of shaving foam.

[Jimbob]

I've been to the barber to tidy up the woolly bits around the ears.

[Big Boy]

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[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

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As is the way with UK Civil Servants, they're so busy during the rest of the year, they have been forced to take leave this week or lose it. Therefore, with only a 50% judges turn out and a bumper entry, this week's scores are very low. This week's top 5:

4th= pharvey with "Has to be said, I didn't buy the f***ing company!!" (12 Points)

4th= Jimbob with "I've been to the barber to tidy up the woolly bits around the ears." (12 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Alf was the black sheep of the family." (14 Points)

2nd Arcadian with "I asked the Genie for a hair of the dog, look what I got." (15 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Dave had to give up running the 400 metres after he developed a fear of greyhounds." (17 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 7 Apr 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 12 Apr 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Has to be said, I didn't buy the f***ing company!!"

[Frank Hovis]

Here we go.

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[richard]

Cypriot lifestyle will not change despite the financial crisis overhead

[richard]

Angelo was miffed cos his missus refused to haul the cart of coal to go with the kindle

[richard]

Angelo had forgotten to buy some more smokes but he'd send her back to buy some after she had finished the thatching

[Dannie Boy]

Look, you got the vote, what more do you want?

[caller]

Andrei had learnt of the going rate for horsemeat, so who else was there to do all the donkey work?

[Jimbob]

Smoking can affect your fitness.

[Frank Hovis]

Fazail wasn't sure if swapping his donkey for a wife was a good deal, although his new wife could carry more the donkey never had a headache.

[dtaai-maai]

Dimitri was determined that he'd never run out of dope.