Oh Chris Nolan I want to have thy babies....
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
When it comes to the Batman franchise Nolan has taken the stale and increasingly crappy and dumb series and shot it full of dark testosterone flavoured hyper crack. His Dark Knight trilogy has been a masterpiece of epic tale telling, but all good things come to a close, and here is the last of the three. And boy does it go out with a bang....a Big Bang .... a whole auditorium full of sweaty heaving ensemble cast gang bang in fact. What Craig has done for Bond, the two Chris' (Nolan and Bale) have done for Batman...turned a once great but now campy sadsack franchise into a bath salts snorting serial killer set loose in a McDonalds with a mini-gun.
It is 8 years since the death of Harvey "Two Face" Dent, and Comissioner Gordon has had to maintain the lie that Batman was the bad guy who killed him. Bruce Wayne, crippled during his escape, has become a recluse, and in his absence Wayne Enterprises has fallen into mismanagement and potental takeover by a shady shark. And out of the badlands comes a new threat.... the dog mask faced psychopathic mercenary Bane and his army of brainwashed killers. Bane has plans for Gotham....he is the last of the Shadow League, and he is dead set on completing the mission of Raz Al Gul....destroy Gotham. Meanwhile the city has been the playground for Selena Kyle, foxy cat burgalar extrodinare and femme fatale who plays all sides against the others. Chaos is looming, and its time for the Batman to return once more to save the city that hates him.....
Its a true epic at over 2 1/2 hrs of non stop wonder and explosions, double dealing, stitch ups and plot loops. Wonderfully acted by Bale and Caine, with all the rest of the A listers doing their level best to keep up and making a good race of it. Great plot that moves from fast to slow and back again with every scene, and a thrill a minute last third reel that keeps you guessing till the end. And yes theres a potential outer for sequels....please god let Nolan stay at the directors chair and it doesnt now dive back to the claggy polluted depths of Batman and Robin and all the other increasingly sad and stupid cartoonish dross that came after the first two classic flicks. When you have a turdbucket like Jim Carey playing a bad guy its time to pack it in. The world is watching Chris....dont you drop the ball now son.
Out and about in stupid sized multi gigabyte BDRIPs at the moment, but wait a week and the normal size DVDRIPS wll be all over the shop.
Three cheers and a solid gold keeper all the way from the credits at one end to the credits at the other.

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