Caption Competition
- Frank Hovis
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Pussy galore but only two hands. Hang on, I could reposition and dip the wick 

RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
- redzonerocker
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"Girls, didn't i tell you i was a proper hands on personal trainer when you signed up?
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Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Hands on training requires a gentle touch
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
- Vital Spark
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"Watch out girls! Percy the Perve has turned up. Just roll into a ball and pretend you're a hedgehog."
- Vital Spark
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Dave, finalist in the 'Find the G spot Challenge', admitted that, in the end, it would probably be a toss-up between two girls. 

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Big John realised he should have had an eye test
He enrolled for Bongo drum classes but when he heard a small scream, realised he was in the wrong class


- dtaai-maai
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You see? It's not just my head that looks like a bowling ball!
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Well it seems to me you've got your knickers in a twist gals!

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Girl in grey whispers to her friends on her left 'if he puts his hand on my butt I'll fart'
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
- migrant
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These two seem ripe, I'll take them!
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- dtaai-maai
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I'm looking for some cherries, girls. Have you got any tucked away in there?
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- dtaai-maai
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- dtaai-maai
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<singing> Let's get di-gi-tal, digital, let me hear your body talk...
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