Caption Competition

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Not an entry BB

I can think of some corkers but you would need to move the thread to night crawlers :naughty: :naughty:
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richard wrote:Not an entry BB

I can think of some corkers but you would need to move the thread to night crawlers :naughty: :naughty:
You're right, dildo is a bit bold for the Japanese, corking capsule is much better. :wink:
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richard wrote:Not an entry BB

I can think of some corkers but you would need to move the thread to night crawlers :naughty: :naughty:
You're right, dildo is a bit bold for the Japanese, corking capsule is much better. :wink:
Reminds me of the clip I have of the Italian cork soakers
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A bidet just doesn't do it for me! :idea:
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Rooms at the latest Japanese Love Hotels left little space for couples. Clearly demonstrated here with Sarah having to play her accordion outside while her partner slept (with boots on).
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not an entry but reminds me of the Who song
Mummas got a squeeze box
daddy can't sleep at nights
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Jimbob wrote:not an entry but reminds me of the Who song
Mummas got a squeeze box
daddy can't sleep at nights
One of the judges had a quick preview of this week's photo, and said exactly the same thing :thumb:
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Select this program is good for
blues
Stretch and stoned wash jeans and chords..
However empty all pockets as some notes could be destroyed
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Those aren't her hands.
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After 37 days Jessie could still manage a smile after friends admitted that 'Sitting in a tumble dryer playing the squeeze box' wasn't actually a real Guinness World Record.
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When I said I fancied a squeeze and a tumble this wasn't quite what I had in mind...
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dtaai-maai wrote:When I said I fancied a squeeze and a tumble this wasn't quite what I had in mind...
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When Sarah turned up to the "Kinky Squeeze Box Competition" she realized she had totally misunderstood, but it was too late to back out!
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Anything for a b()uck
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