Caption Competition

[Siani]

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This is really what it is like after a Cool Smile laser whitening treatment! How did you get this picture of me?

[Big Boy]

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[richard]

So this is a Harley street dentist?

[E-Dork]

The new member of Manchester United football club quickly understood why Alex Ferguson was nicknamed the 'hair dryer' after a poor first half performance.Though at first reluctant to wear the protective goggles at hand in the dressing room, he thanked his team mates later for their persistance in making him wear them.

[Frank Hovis]

In a way it was lucky that Frank's eye surgery had gone so horribly wrong; he would never know what a botched job they'd done botoxing his lips.

[caller]

It wasn't exactly what Ian was expecting when he asked for a 'fry-up' for breakfast!

[Big Boy]

You just sneaked that one in caller This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

This week's top 5 are:


5th kalbow with "The 'DIY Chairman Mao Face Transplant Kit' did not quite work to plan." (22 Points)

4th E-Dork with "The new member of Manchester United football club quickly understood why Alex Ferguson was nicknamed the 'hair dryer' after a poor first half performance.Though at first reluctant to wear the protective goggles at hand in the dressing room, he thanked his team mates later for their persistance in making him wear them.'' (2 Points)

3rd E-Dork with "Rooney encountered some 'mild' side effects from his new hair transplant." (37 Points)

2nd E-Dork with "Judges at the "Worlds Strongest Fart" contest were left battered and bruised by some of the contenders." (38 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "In a way it was lucky that Frank's eye surgery had gone so horribly wrong; he would never know what a botched job they'd done botoxing his lips." (41 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 26 June 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 1 Jul 11.

[Frank Hovis]

OK, thanks very much. Here's a new one for everybody.

[lindosfan1]

I love it when it vibrates

[lindosfan1]

Are you sure this is in the kama sutra in the wash and squeeze section

[richard]

Well I've been to Thailand and here in Liverpool it's the nearest thing to a douche

[richard]

The tumble drier next. I've been told it will make my hair curl. Glad I didn't shave this week

[richard]

It's a double squeeze box job

[PeteC]

The new Japanese dildo capsule. Pick your load size and insert 100-150 or 200 Yen. Squeeze boxes free to help us determine customer satisfaction during the promotional period.